Missing white woman fatigue

I must admit I am tired of all the attention paid to missing blonde, blue-eyed, young and nubile white woman. The latest is a high school tourist in Aruba. The story is sad and the family is in anguish, but I just cannot find it within myself to give a damn. I mean, seriously, folks, what infinitesimally small percentage of Americans are able to take a tour to a Caribbean island to celebrate graduating from high school?

Where I come from, sharing a twelve pack of Heinekins would have been the ultimate in celebrations.

It ain't pretty, but there you have it.